#the struggle
#the thirst is real
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you don’t like pulp? do you have mommy cut the crusts off your sandwiches too? bitch boy
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so i was taking a bath
a bubble bath to be specific
i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened
crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something
so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad
and i drained my tub
i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement
and i am greeted with this
i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE
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| /commits suicune |
| me in school: | *checks time* |
| time: | 8:00 am |
| me in school: | *checks time 2 hours later* |
| time: | 8:01 am |
| - | |
| me on tumblr: | *checks time* |
| time: | 8:00 am |
| me on tumblr: | *checks time 3 seconds later* |
| time: | 11:59 pm October 23rd,3035 |
Facebook Post about Fat Tire Misinterpreted
I can’t believe that fat tire would be this stupid.
word!
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I DON’T HAVE ONE EITHER.
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People in New York:
People in Florida:
Snow
People in Florida:
People in New York:
whoever made this, i love you.
*chuckle*
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